{"product_id":"special-8x8-board2","title":"Bored Mermaid | 8X8 on Board","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"cc-generated\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIn the artist's words\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis mermaid is bored. Tell her a joke that she has not heard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIf you have questions about the piece, feel free to message — happy to talk about it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRobot human hybrid description\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eA mermaid perched on dark rocks, chin in her hands, teal tail curled behind her — and she looks absolutely done with it all.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eHer wild copper-red hair dominates the composition, spilling outward against a cool, hazy blue-grey background. The teal of her tail is the only bright saturated note, playing against the murky deep tones of the rocks and water below. Scattered flecks of yellow-green across the lower third add a raw, almost chaotic energy that keeps the eye moving.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe expression is the whole point: not sad, not angry — just deeply, cosmically unimpressed. It's a specific mood, and it reads immediately.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis is for people who want mythological subject matter without the usual romanticism. It fits spaces that lean dark, weird, or eclectic — a reading nook, a moody bathroom, a bedroom wall that earns a second look. Also a very solid gift for anyone who identifies more with the bored siren than the enchanted sailor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eI mount these prints in my studio. Here are some features of the parts used:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eArchival cotton print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMounted to cradled art board\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBoard is hand-cleaned and painted\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHanging hardware included\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSealed with brushed-on varnish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMounted print on board\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dan Jaworsky \/ HEY WEIRD KID","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47326884462770,"sku":"47326884462770","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1890\/1063\/files\/boredmermaid.png?v=1777853004","url":"https:\/\/heyweirdkid.com\/products\/special-8x8-board2","provider":"Dan Jaworsky \/ HEY WEIRD KID ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}