{"product_id":"special-8x8-board5","title":"Bigfoot Made You Breakfast | 8X8 on Board","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"cc-generated\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIn the artist's words\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eBigfoot made you breakfast.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eIf you have questions about the piece, feel free to message — happy to talk about it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRobot human hybrid description\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eBigfoot doesn't look super happy about it, but he made you breakfast anyway. Don't take it personally, this is just his face in the morning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe figure looms in close — brown fur, heavy brow, dead-eyed stare — holding a pale blue plate loaded with fried eggs, toast, and hash browns. The expression is pure grudging obligation. He's wearing what appears to be a military-style cap, which raises questions best left unasked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe palette is muted: warm browns, grey-green background, the yolks the only bright note in the whole scene. Small in scale, dense in presence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis is for the person whose kitchen or office needs something that stops visitors cold. It works equally well as a gift for the Bigfoot obsessive, the cryptid collector, or anyone who appreciates art that commits fully to a ridiculous premise with zero irony.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSigned by the artist.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eI mount these prints in my studio. Here are some features of the parts used:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eArchival cotton print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMounted to cradled art board\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBoard is hand-cleaned and painted\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHanging hardware included\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSealed with brushed-on varnish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMounted print on board\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dan Jaworsky \/ HEY WEIRD KID","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47326884757682,"sku":"47326884757682","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1890\/1063\/files\/bigfoot.png?v=1777853465","url":"https:\/\/heyweirdkid.com\/products\/special-8x8-board5","provider":"Dan Jaworsky \/ HEY WEIRD KID ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}